Schmidt new girl online dating profile
They did have good food though.""Yea and nice music. I hope these pain pills work fast.""Wish I could take a sick day off work. The waitress came back and placed their glasses of water on the table in front of them."Can I start you off with any appetizers? "Do you have any food that's not covered with layered sauce or barely covered at all?This meeting will be so pointless man." Schmidt left out the front door."If anyone needs me," Winston grabbed his basketball. "Nick looked at Sarah to see what her response would be but he noticed that she didn't want any appetizers either."No" Nick said. I just want to be able to see what I'm eating before I eat it.""We have salads, fries…""Both sound great."I'm taking your picture with my phone."He looked at her confusingly as she walked away. A female coworker, sitting next to him, stared him down. A pretty waitress came by the table, handing menus to Nick and Sarah. I mean it would be great if you could answer my questions with more than just one word answers."Sarah took a moment to intake what Nick had just told her before she gave her response."That's great, Nick. "Nick sat down in front of his computer in his bedroom, alone again."Nick! He couldn't help but notice her eyes beaming on him. Schmidt and Winston were dancing on the dance floor, rolling their hands round and round in front of them."Oh yea! A guy wearing tons of makeup, a blond wig, and a sparkly red dress, held a bucket of glitter. She searched her phone and within seconds pulled up a picture of Nick's dating profile photo and showed it to him. "Hi, I'm Rose, I will be your waitress for tonight. ""My dogs' name is Rose." Sarah told Rose the waitress. I was referring to you telling her that you're dog share the same name as her.""Oh! The next day, at night, Jess was on her laptop in her room with a grin on her face."Nick! Nick walked out into the living room dressed up."Hey! "…buddies."Nick waited at a table for two at a restaurant for his date to arrive. It wasn't long until a good looking young lady walked into the restaurant.
"It's nice to meet you.""Nice to meet you too, Nick." Sarah said as she pushed her chair closer to the table. ""You'll be missing out on a lot of hot ladies." Winston added."Just go! Nick, Na-nick, Nick, Na-nick, Nick, Nick, Nick-e-lo-deon! My bad.""Jess, I can't have you interrupting me every five minutes and-" Nick's attention went elsewhere as he laid his eyes on a wooden table across from Jess's bed. I've sacrificed meeting very hot ladies tonight just so I can get to that accomplishment!" Nick demanded, trying to focus on his studies."Hey guys…" Jess called out from her bedroom."Not now, Jess" Schmidt said as he and Winston rushed out the front door."No, please! I need to print out some worksheets for school."Schmidt and Winston were already gone."Guys? " She paused to await his response but he didn't say anything. "Sittin' here in my bedroom, trying to figure out what to do because your printer got me all con-fused" Her voice goes up higher. I already have a really bad toothache and I don't need two pains bothering me at once! ""My lips are…" Jess zipped her lips and forced a smile to confirm her silence.The guy tossed glitter over Schmidt's and Winston's head. ""Well, you said you were lonely and wanted to meet some hot ladies. "His profile picture was the picture Jess took of him yesterday with his swollen lip and cheek."It's not horrible." Jess stared at the picture."Yes it is! ""No.""Jess, delete the profile.""But, Nick-""No just delete it! Nick was whipping off the bar counter when Amanda approached him smiling."What? " Nick looked surprised."Yea like 'I set you up without asking you' okay." Amanda said sarcastically."Oh… The next night, Jess, Winston, and Schmidt were in the living room playing one of the Rock Band games. " She smiled then made her way to him while her roommates continued to play.
Schmidt noticed some guys coming closer to him smiling as they were checking out his six-pack."Ok." Schmidt quickly button up his shirt. "Into a box of glitter."His coworker looked at him unconvinced. I have a surprise for you."Nick slowly made his way to Jess room. I'm already working back to back shifts at the bar and I have to get ready to go in tonight.""I made you a dating profile." She turned her laptop around to display to him."What? So I made a profile for you yesterday and thought I'd surprise you."Nick looked closely at his dating profile. Schmidt had the guitar, Winston played the drums, and Jess held the microphone. "Nicks' got a hot date tonight." Jess said as she raised the roof."You deleted my profile, right? Well, I'm going on my date, see you guys later.""Holla" Schmidt called out."Later." Winston said as he played the drums."Well," Jess started. I'm gonna' get back to the game and rock out with my c-" She stopped herself to think for a second. You're going to miss the grand opening of a new club to study?